Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Haggis and Sports Analogies

Here's a small bowl of sheep's stomach from Slate, not because of Slate's serving of liver and spleen, but all because of Mr. Lieberman's outstanding use of a sports analogy, or by its other name--pig testicles.

"With 48 percent of the vote to Lamont's 52 percent, Lieberman conceded last night and, as he earlier promised, said he'll now run as an independent. "We just finished the finished the first half, the Lamont team is ahead,'' Lieberman said. "But in the second half, our team—Team Connecticut—is going to surge forward to victory."

Yes, Mr. Lieberman's obvious parody of stale-offal political thinking exemplifies why as an independent he'll be able to pull like-minded entrail lovers from both parties.

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